Defination of a panda

A giant panda enters a restaurant and orders food. After eating,
the panda takes a gun from its bag and starts shooting all over the
place. The stunned manager stops the leaving panda and asks it why it
had to do such a thing. The panda says, "I am panda! I am supposed to
do this! " and leaves. The confused manager finds a
dictionaryand scrambles for the page and looks up at the entry for panda.

It says, " Panda: A tree-dwelling asian mammal with white
markings on the body. Eats shoots and leaves "