Bird flu symtoms

In view of the impending bird flu pandemic, this is a timely heads up.

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symtoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical attention immediately:

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irrestible urge to shit on someone's windshield.