Sunday, December 11, 2005

Bird flu symtoms

In view of the impending bird flu pandemic, this is a timely heads up.

The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symtoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical attention immediately:
  1. High fever
  2. Congestion
  3. Nausea
  4. Fatigue
  5. Aching in the joints
  6. An irrestible urge to shit on someone's windshield.

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